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During the Cold War, Western military liaisons posted in East Germany found Soviet latrines to be a rich source of classified documents. Spies aren’t above digging around in sewage. One person who studied the center closely told Voice of America that he was not able to “find any sort of firm declassified information” proving that the CIA collected poop, but he also said that he has heard all the same stories by “well-placed knowledgeable sources.”Īnd what stories they are! I presume there is a kernel of truth to them. The CIA does have its Medical and Psychological Analysis Center. You simply aren’t famous unless there is an apocryphal story about an intelligence agency trying to steal your excrement. There are many more stories like this, all of varying reliability, about pretty much every other famous world leader. They intercepted his toilet flushings and sent the samples to Paris for analysis.” I don’t know if it is true, but I don’t want to know if it is false. “Our people rented the suite under his and dismantled all the plumbing. “He was staying at the Hotel d’Angleterre in Copenhagen during a state visit,” Alexandre de Marenches recalled. A retired French spymaster told a Time journalist a story about successfully collecting a urine sample from Leonid Brezhnev. The French may have had more success - or might just be better braggarts. The Daily Record in Ellensburg, Washington, ran the item under pretty much my favorite headline of all time: “ Flush Twice, Mikhail.”
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In 1987, a source told syndicated columnist Jack Anderson about a series of failed efforts by the CIA and Britain’s MI6 to collect a stool sample from Mikhail Gorbachev in advance of the Soviet leader’s visit to Washington.
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Stories about intelligence agencies collecting poop and pee are a hardy perennial of spy lore. (The latter is actually the plot of the made-for-TV sequel to The Dirty Dozen.) You know, things like the “real story” about Harry Truman’s decision to drop the Big One on Japan (to deter a Soviet invasion of Turkey) detailing the CIA’s involvement in the infamous flight of Mathias Rust into Red Square and my favorite - that Stalin squelched a Soviet assassination attempt on Hitler because he worried that a Hitler-less Germany would conclude a separate peace. Now let’s be clear: Atamanenko is a regular source of sensational intelligence revelations in Komsomolskaya Pravda, most of which are pretty ridiculous. Once Mao’s stools had been scrutinised and studied,” Steven Rosenberg wrote with the obligatory scatological pun, “Stalin reportedly poo poo-ed the idea of signing an agreement with him.” “For 10 days Mao was plied with food and drink and his waste products whisked off for analysis. The story really went viral after the BBC picked up the tidbit about how the KGB installed special toilets that directed Mao’s precious bodily fluids into secret boxes for analysis. (The latter is actually the plot of the made-for-TV sequel to The Dirty Dozen.)įormer Soviet intelligence officer Igor Atamanenko told Komsomolskaya Pravda that during Stalin’s reign, Soviet analysts substituted for their lack of spy gadgets by collecting and evaluating stool samples from world leaders, including Mao Zedong. Once Mao's stools had been scrutinised and studied,” Steven Rosenberg wrote with the obligatory scatological pun, “Stalin reportedly poo poo-ed the idea of signing an agreement with him.” If there are two things that people love, it’s stories about espionage and stories about dropping a deuce.įormer Soviet intelligence officer Igor Atamanenko told Komsomolskaya Pravda that during Stalin’s reign, Soviet analysts substituted for their lack of spy gadgets by collecting and evaluating stool samples from world leaders, including Mao Zedong. The best story of the past week is about how Soviet leader Joseph Stalin set up a secret laboratory to analyze Mao Zedong’s poop.